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Wanted: The Jackal

Monday, May 10th, 2010

I am paying $1M (USD) for the head of a Seattle-based vampire, colloquially known as “The Jackal.”  This bloodsucker has been a thorn in my side for years.  He tends to prey on young, college-aged women.

Proof of deed is necessary.

Reply below if you succeed.

EDIT: The bounty has been increased to $5 Million.

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